So Many Christians! ...So few lions.
Cesar thought he had finally found a use for Christians as cat food. But Christians are pale, tasteless and lacking in vitamins.
After years of nothing more nutritious to eat the lions in the colosseum wasted away.
I have survived all these years on bulls blood, steak and red wine.
Hail Cesar!
headline in the daily mirror.
(uk) .
well online at least.
Gladiator - I see you haven't lost the JW attitude of contempt for others.
Thank you for your compliment.
Contempt for others is a fine quality in a gladiator but it must be applied judiciously.
I save my greatest contempt for hypocritical rich male JWs. If I had my way the husband that was shot would have been stuffed with Watchtowers and fed to the lions.
Hail Cesar!
there was a wt quote about the number of christians killed by nero.
these reason i bring this up is it kinda kills the 144k number.
does anyone remember the article that spoke of this?
I was alive during Nero's time and can confirm these figures.
They do not include the Christians used as big cat-food. Have we found any other use for them yet?
If I had a heart I would be upset but fortunately reincarnated gladiators are allowed to choose which organs are vital and by-pass unnecessary organs such as the heart.
headline in the daily mirror.
(uk) .
well online at least.
The husband was a rich business man with a magnificent uptown house who would have found it harder to get into the kingdom than a camel to pass through the eye of a needle.
Jehovah has a history or using worldly people to execute his chosen ones who play with the rules and fingerprints are all over this crime.
The businessman forget he was meant to be poor sheep in need of a shepherd and wait on Jehovah for a big house in the new world.
Maybe this is Armageddon and the rich are being picked off first?
atheists (however one defines the term) frequently use the term "no evidence" in relation to the existence of god, any type of creation, (especially genesis creation and flood), or most any other theistic claim.
they almost always however claim that their beliefs are "backed by evidence" ; "overwhelming evidence" etc, etc, etc, etc, repeat, etc, repeat, etc.. (their beliefs generally tend to include whatever is necessary to believe in to intellectually "explain" the world without needing god).
is there really "no evidence" for god, and creation?
If someone wants to believe in the concept of god, why mess about? Lets have lots of gods. A god for the wind another for the rain, one for thunder, one for luck and so on.
The idea of one god was started by Abraham who wanted the monopoly on god.
If man is made in gods image and procreates then surely gods do also. The number of gods we can have is limited only by our imagination.
Christians only have three gods. The big celibate I AM and his demigods, Jesus and the Holy ghost. in Rome we have hundreds of Greek and Roman gods who flourish in a liberal atmosphere.
My gods believe in me and that is why I keep then on. If they treated me like the Christians god they would be ejaculated from my mind in an instant and cease to exist.
The Guy was lucky - she could have said yes!
He had a close shave and escaped with his adenoids in tact, ready for his next proposal.
we had a four day break in france last weekend, travelling from london at 186 miles per hour on the eurostar.
no sooner had we landed, when my wife took me on a 24-hour open-top-bus -tour around paris.
fortunately she wasnt driving.
NewYork44M
Paris is a lovely city and very clean.
Once you stray from the centre of London there are thousands of rows of tiny houses. Paris is made up of wide avenues lined with imposing apartment blocks with shops underneath. It feels like a well designed city with style.
Even the people are smart and pleasant despite their addiction to soft cheese, which for reasons that no one has ever explained, they insist on calling 'fromage.'
being a jehovahs witness is getting easier with each worldly year that passes.
time is not getting shorter but meetings are, along with assemblies.
in my day the closing prayer lasted longer than the whole modern assembly.
Doom Voyager: You can witness via e-mail now instead of going door to door? Where the hell do you get your info?
It has always been acceptable to Witness by letter writing and count the time. Emails are letter that can be sent free. We used to do this on rainy days and to start our time at 7am. It is particularly suited for Jehovah’s Witnesses living on disability benefit which covers most of them!
The secret is get a demon free computer. Then, if you take say, 10 minutes to write a letter, then send it to 10 people you can count 100 minutes on your report. Hit them with another email and count 10 return visits.
Get organized for email preaching and you could achieve all you pioneering hours with the touch of a button. This cyber miracle was all predicted in the bible:
‘The little one himself will become a thousand, and the small one a might nation. I myself, Jehovah, shall speed it up in its own time.’ Isaiah 60:22 NWT
Hope this helps!
we had a four day break in france last weekend, travelling from london at 186 miles per hour on the eurostar.
no sooner had we landed, when my wife took me on a 24-hour open-top-bus -tour around paris.
fortunately she wasnt driving.
Anti-christ,
Canada is a long way to come for a decent cup of French coffee but it could be worth it.
Thanks for your kind offer.
we had a four day break in france last weekend, travelling from london at 186 miles per hour on the eurostar.
no sooner had we landed, when my wife took me on a 24-hour open-top-bus -tour around paris.
fortunately she wasnt driving.
Dagney: Well...I had typed some comments about ordering coffee in France, but erased them not to detract from the story.
Very thoughtful of you. I can tell you are not French. This is of course a satire.
I have been to other parts of France where restaurants and bar drinks are cheaper than England. Paris prices, being the capital city, have to be compared to London which has been recently judged the most expensive city on earth.
If anyone French is troubled of offended by my French experience, I can only say -
Enchanté de faire votre connaissance - Vive la différence.
